Column: Assault Over Barbecue Has Happy Ending – Local – Free Press And Jones Post

While inviting someone to a concert seems like a fairly casual thing to do, it is a deadly serious social contract. Your average mook is going to show up at least a half an hour later than the agreed upon time of departure. Anybody that shows up late outside the umbrella of A) a family emergency or B) anything involving a really good-looking woman should be treated as a possible terror suspect. Another potential power keg is food. Especially when heading to a show after work, time is of the essence.
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